Sucking on a lozenge, so excited about the silhouette of the fellow in the seat in front of me that I could hardly concentrate on the humdrum films up on the screen. We had come for naughty and what we got was naught. We had come to fumble furtively with our nethers, and instead we were feeling like Fred Milton without a hydrant. The short animated films were largely disappointing, not just because they were not at all salacious, as we had been promised, but they were also not all that good. Penguin chicks behind bars and vapid space trailers chock full of tired sexual metaphors are not my speed. I wanted some animated Tijuana Bibles, dammit. I was dry.
But before the lights dimmed, as I was glancing round the packed theater, I had spied a familiar face. A great friend from High School, hardly changed at all in the 16 years since I'd last seen him. Waving him over, plunking him down in the seat to the front so we could smile and not know what to say to one another. Catching up is a necessary evil on the way to being friends again.
I dropped a lozenge on the theater floor. The queen behind us was equally unimpressed. After every short, he'd yell, "More Penis!!" but he never fished his wish.
I'd have to say the one film that I was sort of into was a horrid little Bukowski story, set to rough and tumble animation of little boys tormenting a peer. The style and flavor was disturbing and marvelous at once. In the middle of it, a lady in the back of the theater yelled something about it sucking. Her timing was way off.
So nice to see Salmon after so long, with her sexy dark hair and her sexy silver camera, hot out the package. So nice to have Sharon Pinkenson staring at me as she awaited her taxicab.
stop looking at me!
10:16 a.m. - 2004-04-10
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