Instructions:
1. Copy this whole list into your blog.
2. Bold things that you have in common with me.
3. Whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you. Take note, ALL 100 are about me, the bold ones I have in common with Addieplum. You bold what you have in common with me then make up new things about YOU for the rest.
01. i'm left-handed.
02. i spend a lot of time in front of computers.
03. i love to read, and i collect books compulsively. I read too slowly for my own good, and have neglected far too many of the classics.
04. i would like to work around intelligent life forces, and do Intelligent but deeply socially retarded in various ways.
05. i mix up the words "clock" and "watch" when speaking.
06. i like to cook. I am known for making decent meals out of random elements.
07. i try my best to escape, but i'm not so successful at it.
08. I wear glasses. I have since 4th grade.
09. things i will always talk about include: food, books i like, sex, porn, being tired, being ugly, hookers.
10. I like cats, especially when they tear around the house for no reason, and when they let me wrassle their ears.
11. i have issues with men.
12. i get several migraines each month.
13. I've never been to Bermuda, and have minimal interest in going. I'm not so good with the hot hot heat.
14. i've been to canada, france, london, and north dakota, but i've never been to any of the national parks like yosemite and yellowstone.
15. i don't have an incredible sense of direction, but I do love to read a map.
16. i enjoy a variety of musical styles, including bulgarian folk music.
17. i am extremely shy, but when I warm up, I can be jolly.
18. I get sick if I attempt to read in the car for long stretches.
19. i try to remember to take my B complex vitamins ev'ry morning because i like the look of fluourescent yellow pee.
20. napping makes me groggy, but usually deliciously so.
21. i wear jewelry, but not always the same pieces. I have 13 ear holes, but I usually only use the main ones now, because i'm an old lady.
22. sometimes i feel i never get anything i ask for. it's often not true.
23. i am the most forgetful person I know. Or at least, remember knowing.
24. i like being female.
25. the term 'feminist' has lost its kick. unfortunately.
26. i have a hard time thinking of places to go that are not the diner. (oh, lawd, that is a fine one!)
27. i'm often cagey.
28. my family is Protestantly distant, but loving.
29. i find cleaning and organizing enjoyable, once i get around to doing it, though dust makes my throat itch.
30. I like a good mopping.
31. i have controversial and conflicting beliefs about animal rights.
32. I've never been to Disneyland.
33. I sometimes itch myself till i'm bleeding.
34. i am a homebody who longs to be a wild woman.
35. i hate the word "boobie". i love the word "frass".
36. i think my job has made me even more lazy. i think i like to blame my laziness on my job.
37. i've almost always been hella apolitical.
38. i have problems paying attention during long conversations, and often find myself trying to catch up with what's been said. i often can't even pay attention to books i am reading.
39 I used to be overly concerned with the past. one might venture to say "obsessed", even. I chalked it up to nostalgia, but friends and lovers found it disturbing.
40. I often worry that I am taking up too much space, that I am in the way, that my body is troubling other people.
41. i really enjoy thoughtful gifts. i stress too much over finding the right gift for folks. I don't think i'm all that good at it.
42. i am a terrible driver. I'm better when i'm alone in the car, but i get distracted when i'm driving with other folks, and I get super nervous when i'm driving with children, pets or my way-elderly grandma in the car.
43. i am no good at lying. I can remember going to the Piercing Pagoda at the mall, looking older than I was at the time, and when the girl would ask if I was over 18, I couldn't lie, and so she'd refuse to pierce my ears.
44. I used to hide my grandpa's cigarettes. I also used to take his packs and destroy every cigarette and then leave the remains behind for him to discover. He never got too mad about it. He died of lung cancer anyway, despite my best efforts.
45. i like the idea of being a housewife. I like aprons.
46. i am currently reading a book about two sisters. They frolic with Lewis Carroll and their father collects jade.
47. i don't have much of any desire to birth babies. but you never know.
48. lately i've been watching too much TV. News, MadTV, South Park. just about anything on Comedy central and also shows on plastic surgery and fat people. Please kill me now.
49. i think the lack of courtesy and empathy are sucking the soul out of the united states.
50. my grandfather collected porn. I've been slowly inheriting his collection.
51. i like silence. I also really like the sound of tinny piano music coming from another room.
52. i love to be driven around, especially at night, as i like to look into windows.
53. late night car rides make me feel sexy and frisky.
54. i like to garden, but only in short spurts. I like nephthytis plants as houseplants.
55. i am one of those girls who gets rather smelly.
56. i own too many lipsticks. I never leave the house without lipstick.
57. i put sugar and cream in my coffee. I can't drink coffee that's been sitting in the maker for too long.
58. sometimes i like to organize my books by vague subjects. I like a shelf to have books in stacks as well as with the spine vertical. it's pleasing to my eye.
59. i am not a member of the mile high club. And I've never had sex in a car, either.
60. if there was a way to gauge worrying, i'd win any competitive worrying contests.
61. i am employed, and being paid right now to fill out this form.
62. At my workplace, I am probably known as the 'fat blonde who wears the squeaky shoes'.
63. deep down inside, i don't know whether i like myself, though i think i am a pretty good person.
64. i think people should have to take a test before being allowed to reproduce. I also think that sex offenders who mess with children should be quarantined for life. Meaning, they should be sent to a place with no access to children. Some might call it a prison, I like to call it an adults-only resort.
65. when i do remember my dreams, they are often disturbing and involve big creepy houses, or expansive malls with elusive restrooms.
66. i like to people watch.
67. i am disappointed by the fact that I don't know a whole lot about one topic. I'm not an expert at anything. I know a little about a lot of things.
68. i love to dance, alone in my house with the curtains drawn.
69. crowds unsettle me.
70. i have smoked pot, in the past. I don't have much of an inclination for it now.
71. i have a modern affection for androgyny, and i'm fascinated and thrilled by intersexual people. I have trouble with drag queens and kings though.
72. in grade school, i was very interested in the Stock Market.
73. i would love to see Bush and Cheney hoisted on their own petards.
74. I constantly worry about how i appear to others. I often fear that I am boring.
75. i had a girlfriend for 9 years and never really personally felt the sting of discrimination based on sexual orientation. no one cares about dumb old lesbians.
76. sex? yes, please
77. i love talking about sex.
78. I would dearly love to watch.
79. the world is going to hell in a hand basket and it largely has to do with the growing Lolita complex.
80. i've been keeping my online diary for almost 4 years. yikes.
81. I'm an only child. I always wished I had a big brother who would beat up people who picked on me.
82. it would be nice if i could work a 4-day workweek.
83. i love the ocean, but i rarely go to see it.
84. i'm good at recognizing faces. i'm bad at remembering names.
85. I hate to kill insects, but sometimes one must decimate the hoards of centipedes carousing in one's basement.
86. I used to daydream a lot; sex fantasies and the layouts of my dream home. My dream home was always an expansive california-style bungalow with open shelving as the walls between the living room and the dining room.
87. i never got a chance to date alot.
88. i pride myself on my good spelling.
89. Friendster is a dead horse which I occasionally flog.
90. i have three cats. Two do not meow. The other meows too much.
91. i am superstitious to a point. I believe in juju, karma, and omens. To a point.
92. my hair is dyed blonde, the color of my hair when i was a tot.
93. i need to get a cell phone but i am lazy and afraid.
94. i love email.
95. i am judgmental.
96. often, i just want be invisible.
97. i like to try and be a good person. sometimes this is not so difficult.
98. i am alot like my father's mother.
99. i worry sometimes that I am wasting years of my life playing online games and first person shooters.
100. Sometimes I think i'm funny, and i love to laugh till the mascara is rolling down my cheeks. (thank you to Might and Melba for getting this thing rolling our way.)
10:19 a.m. - 2004-02-06
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