She tried to get him to order from the children's menu. She meant well, that saucy waitress with the black limp bizkit eyes. I guess Lori and I both looked maternal enough to have born the man we all know as Sooner.
But he couldn't be held back, and loudly ordered the triple burger suprise deluxe, where the surprise is christmas tinsel nestled between the leaves of lettuce. We passed around the book that will surely change his life, coloring in countries with colored pencils with 33% more color. I colored in Brazil a deep pink, a pink like the sore and tender vaginal skin of a newly waxed and shaved lady hooker.
And once again I got to hear The Admiral request ice cream with "wet nuts". Oh joy.
12:33 p.m. - 2004-03-08
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