Mr. Richard Burton, what were you thinking when you signed on to make Exorcist II? Just wondering. Oh, there is a locust up your nose. No, the left one. No, your left. That's it.
Melba sent me some questions. I have been in the house too long. here are my answers. Come save me, and bring some half and half with you:
1. What is your favorite penny (nickle, or dime) candy?I like bazooka joe gum because it is nasty and has comix that are sometimes
vaguely surrealistic.
What was the last black & white movie you saw?
This Angry Age, on 16mm, with Anthony Perkins dancing with Silvana Mangano, while Jo van Fleet chews the Indochinese scenery.
3. How do you know your pet/child/houseplant loves you?
purring, and juicy leaves.
4. What would be the first thing you'd say if you found yourself alone in an elevator with Imelda Marcos?
what size shoe do you wear, and can i see them all?
5. Describe your bathroom in ten words or less.
bland, bright, furry, soggy, skunked.
6. Name one thing that is in your wallet.
Grade-school portrait of Flame. Wearing velour.
7. If you could start over with a new identity, what would you choose for your name?
Elsebeth Able. It would make everything so much easier.
8. What is something you do when no-one is looking?
lick things.
I should have named the kittens Tricky and Goldie.
Oh, and one more thing, via plum and salmon and melba toasty....
12:01 p.m. - 2003-09-18
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