I said to The Addinator, "Does it smell like a dog in here?"
"No, it smells like dirty dishwater."
I thought the quiche I was heating up for the party smelled like a dog. You know that smell, dirty and soggy and greasy dog. Sick dog. I didn't want to serve sick dog quiche to my party guests, so i left it in the toaster oven.
Thankfully, I had soft lovely spice cake to offer instead, and charming kittens to look at. We put the baseball game on with the sound low, and there was valium being passed around. I didn't need any, as I was already shagged out and mellowfied from my virals. The cold sore was itchy, but the guests pretended not to notice. Many of us had on striped socks.
The Red Sox won in the 11th inning, which cheered Salmon and her Fishman. The Pluminator's hair was standing on end as she had been licking any and all sockets. As the party was fading, someone mentioned the quiche. There was an uproar. "You made a quiche and you didn't serve it!"
"Well, I thought it smelled bad. I didn't want to serve a foul-smelling dish to my guests."
I got the cool quiche out of the toaster oven, and Admiral Burninator smelled it. She determined that it smelled like quiche florentine, and so I sliced a bit up for Salmon. She bravely tasted it, and said it was swell. I cut up the rest of it and the guests were pleased.
11:48 a.m. - 2003-10-05
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