I went to a party at an old friend's swinging sexy highrise pad. It was oh so lovely to see her again, she is effervescent and tall and her hair swishes just right. Her girlfriend does lovely paintings and wears turtlenecks like she means it.
Plum and I were admiring the contents of the bookshelves. Our Hostess M. pointed and said, "See that? That's a perfect mix of me and N.(turtleneck painter girlfriend). It was a huge volume of Proust with a shiny black bust of Elvis resting atop it. M. was the Elvis fan, and N. reads Proust with relish.
When you sat on their toilet, Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner looked down at you, encouraging your waste removal.
The food was lovely, and the view of Philly was amazing. The gin-tonic was a ten out of ten.
As we were gathering up our things to leave, Plum and I found Salmon hunched over in the closet. When she emerged, she was holding a cracker with goat cheese smeared on it.
For some reason involving Salmon's inebriation and Plum's lack of inebriation, this became the most hilarious event of all time. Was Salmon hiding the cracker in the closet for later snackings? Was Salmon eating the cracker in the closet out of some sort of goat cheese shame? Tears were rolling down the Admiral's cheeks. All the while our Hostess was telling me about a staged production of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble that had me all riled up.
We had to walk a sexpot guest to her car, because, as she pointed out, she was all alone, and "had boobies".
10:06 a.m. - 2003-10-20
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