Dad: i wanted ducktails when i was in high school but the problem with ducktails...when your hairs not combed
they hang down and you look more like a one of those chinese chickens
Insecta: i like em. chinese crested
Insecta: i hate Richard Benjamin
Dad: my friend leon smythe had ducktails
as did many of the juvenile delinquents in my school
Dad: richard benjamin
my sentimesnt
in fact why did you bring him up
now i'm uspet just thinking about him the lily livered son of a quadruped
Insecta: He is directing a remake of the Goodbye Girl. and Flame keeps reminding me of that, just to annoy me, cause he knows I hate him.
Dad: he stole whatshernames heart
then tossed her off like an umbrella broken in the wind and discarded in some trashy fenced in empty lot
Insecta: yeah.
Dad: him and george hamilton are on my list
Insecta: I want to ride Richard Benjamin on the handlebars of my bike and then go real fast and he's all like, 'whee' and I go even faster and then I stop real suddenly and he flies off the handles and lands head first in a ditch
Dad: yeah
i'd stick him in a garbage can then tie down the lid and roll it down a big hill and into the ocean
3:24 p.m. - 2003-12-19
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